We've all come across them. They have a very questionable take on reality. I can only recommend that all slaves stay well clear of them. They could give real Masters a bad name but real Masters are so godly nothing can touch them.
I'm talking about those who have no real understanding of slavery as an institution and can't tell the difference between their ego and their property. It's no surprise therefore that they can't cope with the basic needs of their property let alone the SERIOUS long-term implications of owning human property.
You see, it turns out there's more to owning human property than the cage You keep it in. There's more to it than taking over a slave's life and his obeying Your every order or being Your fantasy 'dogslave'.
It also turns out that there are certain men posing as 'Masters' because they've constructed a sick fantasy in their heads. They don't want a real slave, what they really want is their unhealthy fantasy, and if you don't fit exactly into their fantasy, or if you dare to raise life-threatening issues, in their mind you're, as one Master put it, "too complicated", or ironically, you're the "wannabe slave".
Yep, some so-called 'Masters' make Dumb and Dumber seem like Roman Emperors!
Luckily, we can divide Masters into two main categories: those that are responsible owners of submissive, subservient, (sub-)human beings, and those that can't hear reality for their own mental illness. As a fellow real slave, you have to learn to distinguish between these two groups because your life depends on it.
Your greatest guide is the fact that you're a living breathing creature and one thing most life has in common is that we all have a survival instinct. Listen to that and it should hold you in good stead.
Mental instability comes in a huge variety of forms. Some are easy to detect. For instance, a 'Master' who wants a 'slave' that he can beat unconscious with a baseball bat until he breaks bones (yes he does exist!) and the only mercy is that you'll be left in a cage for a few days to 'recover', except when you're taken out to be ganged raped and to be used daily as a full toilet, is not a career choice that you'd be able to take out much of a life insurance policy on; you'd barely last a year before dying of internal bleeding or blood poisoning. Toilet use under certain controlled conditions can be rendered safe, there are many slaves who say they've done it for years with no ill effects, but do you think a Master who wants to beat you to that extent and just leave you in a cage to 'recover' cares about those controlled conditions?
That's an obvious no-go area but some crazy so-called 'Masters' are harder to detect, some are expressed in such as way as to make you feel you're the one in the wrong, you're the one not being true to yourself.
Take for instance a Master who owns a large house and acres of land who wants a permanent live-in slave to work for Him and be His property. Sounds perfect, right?
Well no, because you soon learn He's easily angered and has very little patience. No patience for any real discussion on matters you need to discuss so that you can find out whether He's a psycho or not. That ketchup saying of "all the best comes to those who wait" simply doesn't register on His brain. Since when was the finest quality of a Master having the temperament of a spoilt five-year-old child? Sure, it's frustrating dealing with time wasters online but if you can't tell the difference between someone having a wank online and someone who has truly examined this lifestyle and accepted it as his fate in this life, getting all stroppy only ruins it for everybody.
But hey, because you're a real life servile well-mannered slave with the patience of a saint you persist with this unstable Master even though the cracks you've already seen are enough to quit, and you get to talking about life-style and rights, most of which sounds on the level, until you ask what happens if the Master dies. He replies that he'd think about an insurance policy but he's not going to discuss that online with someone he hasn't met. So one of the most important issues of life-long ownership can't be discussed until you've met? No. Until you've served x-number of weeks or months? No. It can never be discussed!
You see, if He tells you he's worth 200,000 in insurance, he says you'll want to kill him to get the money. Regardless of the fact that as property yourself you have no desire for property or wealth of your own. Regardless of the fact that you've given up all your own property and job and career and independence and individuality to devote your entire life to His service, His use, and His ego.
Turns out this unstable fellow calling himself a 'Master' has major trust issues. He expects you to trust Him with your life but He has no trust in you whatsoever. Who knew?
So you're now beginning to feel really sorry for this 'Master', and pity plays no part in a slave's admiration of a Master. He wants a real slave but can't bring Himself to let go of the one thing without which He can't get close to anyone. And what a shame because the Master/slave relationship is often one of the closest most trusting of all.
So you've gone from respect to pity in one conversation and that triggers in your submissive brain a need to find a suitable alternative to save this 'Master' from Himself. How submissive is that? You look for alternatives that He can trust you with that can address the serious long-term issues of being owned as property (as i described here).
You suggest either being allowed to work outside the home (which conflicts with His total control) or setting up some kind of savings account or trust fund that's in your name but you can't access while you're owned and in His service. You know, in case He dies, or decides He's bored with you and doesn't want you anymore, or He's gone bankrupt and can't keep you anymore, or He's started to go senile, or you've become incapacitated such that you can't serve anymore. And He calls you a gold digger!
I rest my case.
Or do I? I could go on and on, you see. It seems that, at least online, these 'Masters' think real slaves grow on trees and we all have an infinite amount of time on our hands.
I could mention the 'Master' who demands a photo from every conceivable angle and when you don't provide them within five minutes, he messages in a strop: "you see, you're not a real slave!". Impatience and inflexibility that's the way to do it!
I could mention the guy whose only intelligible words are "dogslave, dogslave!" and when you ask what He means by dogslave and where in your profile it says you're what He considers that to be, He also gets in a strop: "you can't talk to me like that!" and then finally an answer to your perfectly innocent question: "Your pics of real slaves had some dogslave pics", as if somehow your attempt to be a real life slave comes down to the pics in the end no matter how soul-searching, deep and profound your actual profile and blog are.
Or there's the 'Master' who expects you to jump on the next available flight and be His live-in slave and toilet, but this is only your first conversation and He keeps telling You how hard His dick is as if reality were nothing more than an erection. To bombard your survival instincts with even more red alerts, any attempt to ask about any real issues or consequences of being His slave and property are met with "I've never heard of that before".
It's clear there are some Masters and slaves out there who have constructed a fantasy in their heads. It's not slavery they want, per se, it's their fantasy. Fuck what happens to you when they get bored of you in 10 years' time and you have nowhere to go and nothing to fall back on.
And these people wonder why they've found nothing in all their years of searching. I'll leave it to others to explain it to 'em :)
